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- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
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Was a man sent to kill, or a slave?
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HIM I LOVE YOU SO FKIN MUCH HIM
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
I’m crying from laughter omg my favorite is Tell me about your woes omg I think I lost my shit on that one
I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOOD FROM GETTING ATTACKED BY MINIONS AGAIN
this is the sort of thing where I remember it intermittently during the day and just crack up
oh the utter flawlessness of this post
i like to imitate a crazy old scarfomfg AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHEN I READ THE CRAZY OLD SCARF I FUCKING LOST IT OMG
in all fairness i like to imitate crazy old scarf’s as well
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